QUOTE OF THE MONTH
"Nothing that is outside of you can affect you. Nothing outside of you can make you feel sad, angry,weak or disheartened without your permission"
JOKES
DAD: SON I WANT YOU TO MARRY A GIRL OF MY CHOICE
SON:NO
DAD:THE GIRL IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER
SON:THEN OK
DAD GOES TO BILL GATES
DAD:I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON
BILL GATES:NO
DAD:MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK
BILL GATES :THEN OK
DAD GOES TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK
DAD:APPOINT MY SON AS THE CEO OF YOUR BANK
PRESIDENT:NO
DAD:HE IS THE SON-IN-LAW OF BILL GATES
PRESIDENT:THEN OK
THIS IS BUSINESS
HA HA HA
SON:NO
DAD:THE GIRL IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER
SON:THEN OK
DAD GOES TO BILL GATES
DAD:I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON
BILL GATES:NO
DAD:MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK
BILL GATES :THEN OK
DAD GOES TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK
DAD:APPOINT MY SON AS THE CEO OF YOUR BANK
PRESIDENT:NO
DAD:HE IS THE SON-IN-LAW OF BILL GATES
PRESIDENT:THEN OK
THIS IS BUSINESS
HA HA HA
10 FACTS ABOUT YOU
1: YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW
2:YOU ARE REALIZING THAT IS A STUPID FACT
4:YOU DIDNT NOTICE I MISSED 3
5:YOU ARE CHECKING IT NOW
6:YOU ARE SMILING
7:YOU ARE STILL READING IT EVEN THOUGH IT IS STUPID
9:YOU DIDNT REALIZE I SKIPPED 8
10:YOU ARE CHECKING AGAIN AND SMILING ABOUT HOW YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN
11:YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS
12:YOU DIDNT REALIZE THERE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE 10 FACTS
life is too short to be serious.....
keep smiling.......laugh it out!!!!!!!!
1: YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW
2:YOU ARE REALIZING THAT IS A STUPID FACT
4:YOU DIDNT NOTICE I MISSED 3
5:YOU ARE CHECKING IT NOW
6:YOU ARE SMILING
7:YOU ARE STILL READING IT EVEN THOUGH IT IS STUPID
9:YOU DIDNT REALIZE I SKIPPED 8
10:YOU ARE CHECKING AGAIN AND SMILING ABOUT HOW YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN
11:YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS
12:YOU DIDNT REALIZE THERE'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE 10 FACTS
life is too short to be serious.....
keep smiling.......laugh it out!!!!!!!!